Day 153: Went to see a Kabuki performance! 日曜日・2015年2月15日

I went to the theatre today, but not just any old theatre – the Shochikuza theatre in Nanba, Osaka, and a whole load of exchange students went along to enjoy some real Japanese kabuki – the big February production. An activity both very famous and very traditional.

This is Shochikuza Theatre:

Shochikuza

And this is the stage (before the play started, as we weren’t allowed to take pictures during the play).

Kabuki

I didn’t understand much of the play as it was using archaic language of course, but I tried to read the body language for when I didn’t understand the words. There were a load of feudal lords and courtesans, or so they looked.

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I gather there was a man who was betrayed, and then he and the woman he loved rand off into the woods and decided to kill themselves rather than not be together. That was Act One. Act Two consisted of the music-and-dance routine that I think Kabuki is most famous for, which was very entertaining.

At some point two people dressed in long wigs came on and danced, but all I could think of was of Willow Smith’s song “I Whip My Hair Back and Forth”. As that indeed was what they were doing.

Then Act Three was a combination of plot and a man dressed in a dog costume looking as though he was possessed by the devil before being lifted up by a cable and disappearing into an explosion of sakura leaves. I may have misunderstood, but somehow I gathered it was supposed to symbolize him becoming a man. Either way, it was simultaneously hilarious and terrifying.

I was in the theatre for four and a half hours, and I didn’t move in all that time, because the rows of seats are packed so tightly together, and I was in the middle, so I didn’t want to climb over everyone. When I eventually stood up my legs ached so badly from having not been able to stretch them. There wasn’t enough room to stretch them sitting down, so I had them practically drawn up to my knees for four hours. Ouch.

Then I leapt on the subway and went home. End of story.

Well, it was a very interesting experience. I wish I could say more about it, but I didn’t really know what was going on half the time. Nevertheless, I enjoy theatre. I should look into seeing a play when I get back. The Book of Mormon was a whole load of fun. As was Phantom of the Opera. Both of which I got to see in London, though it was expensive as fuck. Mind you, The Book of Mormon was only as expensive as it was because I paid for a really good seat four rows from the front.

I’ve never seen Wicked or The Lion King, or even Les Mis, so maybe that’d be a laugh. Jersey Boys came to the city where my university was, but I didn’t go see it in the end. I think it was in the middle of my exams. Maybe The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time? I’m sure there’s a plethora of choices. I feel like seeing some good old-fashioned Shakespeare. Maybe there’s something on in the Royal Exchange Theatre in Manchester. Or I could go to the Globe Theatre whilst visiting London.

Well I’m glad this kabuki experience was a free field trip, otherwise I might not have organized it myself, not knowing how to proceed. So yeah. A good traditional experience to tick off my list.

Speaking of Japanese experiences, I could really do with going to an onsen soon. I hear there’s a good cheap one near Kita-Senri.

Day 93: Gone Girl 水曜日・2014年12月17日

At the moment the majority of my readers are American. Howdy, y’all!

(And now they’ve all left. Oh.)

5am start, trying to finish off my Ethnology presentation. I HAD started it, I didn’t just leave it for 10 days and forget about it, but finishing it off proved more difficult than I’d thought. I got to 15 minutes before the supplementary lessons started, put it on my USB along with my notes, and sailed off to the CJLC to get my notes printed. Several hours of stress and torment after I first began, my USB wouldn’t even connect to the laptop, so I couldn’t print off my notes. It was impossible to do the presentation without it, so I threw up my hands in despair. What now? Was I going to bail? I’d thought about bailing like an hour before but that was the fault of my nerves, and I’d stuck through.

When I explained hurriedly to Tapas-sensei and she said she could go print it off for me later, something inside me snapped; it must have been from the build-up of stress. I must have looked really panicky because she suddenly started trying to calm me down (and I usually don’t get THIS stressed over presentations), and in the end I got it postponed to Friday. I felt REALLY bad. I’m not even sure I’m relieved. I wanted it over and done with today.

In the end I’m glad I have more time. Tomorrow’s a free day, though I need to go to the Immigration Bureau again to complete the next step unto getting my work permit. MEHHHHHHHH. But anyway, the two presentations I saw today would definitely have swamped mine, and I would definitely have not been prepared for all the questions. So I shall try my hardest to be relevant, and answer the questions I need to answer.

After Ethnology supplementary classes (we had a double, so I was in that classroom for 3 hours), I had a little rest, then Aiko-san came to pick me up so that we could go to the cinema together (it’s cheaper on Wednesdays!). We bought tickets for Gone Girl (as is the title of this blogpost). Shut up, I know it’s been out for ages. Not in Japan, it’s not. It came out this month.

We had some time before the movie started so we went to the food court. Ahh, how I’ve missed food courts. There was a “Nagasaki Champon” stall, and oh wow, I’ve not had champon in SO LONG. Two and a half years maybe? I got the spicy flavour, as is custom, and so did Aiko-san. We ordered a little set of gyouza for ourselves as well, and dug in. It was SO delicious. Mmm-mmm-mmm. So good.

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After that, yay! The movie!

Well like I’ve said before, I try not to review stuff too much on here. Spoilers, and all. I haven’t even acknowledged that Season 18 of South Park finished last week, oh God, how do I cope?!! (Not the best season finale though, I have to admit.)

But it was good. REEEEALLY good. It’s a bit unfortunate that I’d spoilt it for myself beforehand. Well, not COMPLETELY spoiled, but I knew about the crucial plot twist that came in about halfway through. Mind you, maybe it wasn’t that subtle a twist. Though it might have been, had I not known it was coming. Oh well. Cunning, slick, flawless directing. Not seen/ read a thriller like that in quite some time. Ben Affleck wasn’t half bad in it. I forgot Neil Patrick Harris is in the film, too, so that was a nice surprise. OHHH, and Tyler Perry. HA. HA. HA. All I could remember was South Park ripping on him for his comedy. “Oh, lerrrrrd.” But he was great in this.

After that we quickly went to the huge supermarket on the bottom floor, which is at least twice as big as the Garden Mall, and that’s the biggest supermarket in the vicinity. I got my hands on soooooo many goodies. I even picked up some tacos!

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I also found salad ingredients because I think it’s better to eat a salad than nothing at all (which is what I did today, but mainly for presentation purposes rather than because I’m trying to slim). Though speaking of slimming, I weighed myself at the onsen yesterday and I’ve dropped ANOTHER kilogram. I’m now 6kg lighter than I was when I went to go visit Lucy in Oxford in September. And I’ve barely even tried to lose weight. Imagine the wonders I could perform if I actually tried. (Unfortunately that applies to my academics as well.) I was looking noticeably a lot slimmer when I looked in the bathroom mirror at the cinema as well, or maybe it was because I was wearing flattering clothes. Well, only a hoodie and leggings, which is hardly flattering. I’m embarrassed that I only really wear leggings, actually. I only have two pairs of jeans left, both of them men’s jeans.

I looked for some roast chicken because I knew there were some in the Delicatessen section last time I was there, but it was already nearly 10pm by that point so they’d all gone. Oh well.

I got stuff so that I could try making Italian chicken again soon, as I’m feeling fancy. The only item I missed was the white wine, because it was already time to meet up with Aiko-san again by the time I found my other ingredients. Oh well, I can get it from the Garden Mall anytime. Then keep the rest of the wine and have myself a merry Christmas, hehe.

Well yep, I think that concludes my day. Only a week left until we hit 100 days! Oh lerd, it’ll be on Christmas Eve, too… what timing!